JOE's definitive list of unwritten football rules - JOE

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<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7" style="vertical-align:top;"><tr><td width="80" align="center" valign="top"><font style="font-size:85%;font-family:arial,sans-serif"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t&fd=R&ct2=en_ie&usg=AFQjCNGz99erREMJhFu0oD58OsFrIjr0KA&clid=c3a7d30bb8a4878e06b80cf16b898331&ei=BHPDVJCkDof4iQav2oC4BQ&url=http://www.joe.ie/sport/joes-definitive-list-of-unwritten-football-rules/482312"><img src="//t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS54qsEle5As0SkjDxnoG8onTnQqrpcf 1EJMG0jJTyNdUPccbm9nK3KyolsyN_nXE-S-J_VXPBY" alt="" border="1" width="80" height="80"><br><font size="-2">JOE</font></a></font></td><td valign="top" class="j"><font style="font-size:85%;font-family:arial,sans-serif"><br><div style="padding-top:0.8em;"><img alt="" height="1" width="1"></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t&fd=R&ct2=en_ie&usg=AFQjCNGz99erREMJhFu0oD58OsFrIjr0KA&clid=c3a7d30bb8a4878e06b80cf16b898331&ei=BHPDVJCkDof4iQav2oC4BQ&url=http://www.joe.ie/sport/joes-definitive-list-of-unwritten-football-rules/482312"><b>JOE&#39;s definitive list of unwritten football rules</b></a><br><font size="-1"><b><font color="#6f6f6f">JOE</font></b></font><br><font size="-1">This JOE was pissed off while watching Everton&#39;s recent match against WBA. Kevin Mirallas took the ball from Leighton Baines, the Toffees&#39; designated penalty taker, put the ball on the spot and missed. It&#39;s an unwritten rule in football that you always <b>...</b></font><br><font size="-1" class="p"></font><br><font class="p" size="-1"><a class="p" href="http://news.google.ie/news/more?ncl=d1tFh0vbGPOt9rM&authuser=0&ned=en_ie"><nobr><b></b></nobr></a></font></div></font></td></tr></table>

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